Waco, TX

A friend of mine just returned from an overnight trip to Waco. Here is her list of things to do should you also find yourself in Waco for an evening:

1. Drink an entire bottle of whiskey.

2. Pass out in your motel room.

She did them in order.

Observation

Going the "ironically funny" route is a tough way for a comedian to make a living.

To Drive and Live in thr 21st Century

When I find myself stuck behind someone driving like they have their head up their ass, I assume they are talking on a cell-phone. I'm only right 90% of the time. The other 10% of people have their head stuck up their ass in some other way.

466 journalists (at last count) agree with my basic premise.

(Sorry for any typos. I posted this while I was driving)

It was sheer joy, I tell ya'

Finished a 5,000 word story on Charlie Robison for the next issue. I would love to write another 5,000 words with a different angle, but that's going to have to wait for another year. If you see me at a party trying to make small talk with a potted plant, hit me up about it.